blown66
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Splinters in her Crotch
A woman from Los Angeles , CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an
anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .. There was a
large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of
the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree As she
neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to
escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her
crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him
she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to
get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and
then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help
her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman
demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had
to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency , the Forest Service ,
and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from
a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down."
GOD BLESS AMERICA !
A woman from Los Angeles , CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an
anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .. There was a
large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of
the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree As she
neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to
escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her
crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him
she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to
get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and
then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help
her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman
demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had
to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency , the Forest Service ,
and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from
a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down."
GOD BLESS AMERICA !
