tarafied1
Well-Known Member
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta .
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $5000 and says:
"I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have five of my
finest ladies and a four-course meal."
The trucker replies:
"Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $5000 and says:
"I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have five of my
finest ladies and a four-course meal."
The trucker replies:
"Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."