TSA stats

[tarafied1]

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

 

[Gigantopithecus]

LOL...but hate to tell ya, Kat beat ya to that one bro.

 

[tarafied1]

that figures, I rarely post stupid jokes and when I do someone else did it first :rant

alright, so has anyone posted this one?


TEACHER: IF I GAVE YOU 2 CATS AND ANOTHER 2 CATS AND ANOTHER 2,
how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats
and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples and
another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2,
how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!!
Very angry Teacher: Where the f *ck do you get seven from?!?
Very angry Johnny: Because I've already got a f * ckin' cat at home!!