Tom and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Tom didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Tom hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Tom lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month passed. Sam figured he had seen the last of Tom, but one day, Sam approached the park and - lo and behold! There sat Tom!
Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Tom, what in the world happened to you?'
Tom replied, 'I have been in jail.'
'Jail?' cried Sam. 'What in the world for?'
'Well,' Tom said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Sam. 'I remember her. What about her?'
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I plead 'guilty...
and the bloody judge gave me 30 days for perjury!!!!!'
One day Tom didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Tom hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Tom lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month passed. Sam figured he had seen the last of Tom, but one day, Sam approached the park and - lo and behold! There sat Tom!
Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Tom, what in the world happened to you?'
Tom replied, 'I have been in jail.'
'Jail?' cried Sam. 'What in the world for?'
'Well,' Tom said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Sam. 'I remember her. What about her?'
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I plead 'guilty...
and the bloody judge gave me 30 days for perjury!!!!!'
