Upholding my reputation

[daveSanborn]

Moments ago here at the office I was in "the pit" area where all of the young ladies work. On a momentarily unattended desk next to me an annoyingly loud cell phone started ringing. It belonged to a girl that had stepped away from her desk for a minute. Seizing the opportunity I answered the phone....

Me: Yeah...

Male caller: Who's this?

Me: Um, no-one you'd know.

Male caller: Is this Amanda's phone?

Me: Yes.

Male caller: Where's Amanda?

Me: In the shower.

Male caller: WHAT?

Me: I said she's in the shower.

Male caller: WHO IS THIS?


....and then I hung up the phone.

If you think I screw with only you guys, you're mistaken.

 

[tarafied1]

that's great, I actually did laugh out loud!

 

[RustyRed]

:rofl

Funny as hell but be careful with all the "harassment" crap out there these days...guess attorneys have to eat also.

 

[Fast68back]

:wor :danc :dumas :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

 

[blue65coupe]

That's funny as *the devil's home* but someone needs to tell Amanda her phone was ringing. You might just be responsible for her getting her *butt* beat. You might have some psycho going hunting right now. I love doing that *dung*.............TO WRONG NUMBERS!!!! Of course that gives me an idea for MBB III. Here's how it will go down...

Dave's phone rings as he's passed out the the park bench.

Me: "Hello"

Female caller: "Where's Dave?"

Me: "Passed out on a park bench getting the *feces* kicked out of him by a rent-a-cop. Wanna dance?"


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[daveSanborn]

someone needs to tell Amanda her phone was ringing.

Um, thanks. I did that 2 minutes after hanging up on her hubby when she walked back to her desk.

 

[blue65coupe]

Softy

 

[Fast68back]

Did she laugh or smack the tar outta ya?

 

[daveSanborn]

She's still laughing as far as I know.....

 

[JeffTepper]

Dave:

The ability to think fast while on your feet is a dying trait. You still got it!!!! :cool

 

[70_Fastback]

Dave:

The ability to think fast while on your feet is a dying trait. You still got it!!!! :cool

Yeah, most people would had to have Googled how to be an arse.

With Dave, it just comes natural. :nice

 

[lethal289]

I wonder if he thinks its funny... Me, im still laughing! :rofl

 

[70_Fastback]

Oh I'm laughing too! I bet the guy on the other end was Pissed! LOL :expl

 

[KBMWRS]

The ability to think fast while on your feet is a dying trait.

But he usually isn't. :danc

 

[Anonymous]

That's funny as hell, good one Dave :toot :toot

 

[Fast68back]

Moments ago here at the office I was in "the pit" area where all of the young ladies work. On a momentarily unattended desk next to me an annoyingly loud cell phone started ringing. It belonged to a girl that had stepped away from her desk for a minute. Seizing the opportunity I answered the phone....

Me: Yeah...

Male caller: Who's this?

Me: Um, no-one you'd know.

Male caller: Is this Amanda's phone?

Me: Yes.

Male caller: Where's Amanda?

Me: In the shower.

Male caller: WHAT?

Me: I said she's in the shower.

Male caller: WHO IS THIS?


....and then I hung up the phone.

If you think I screw with only you guys, you're mistaken.

Sorry Dave, had to share that with the other board, they were asking about you....
http://forums.vintage-mustang.com/vintage-mustang-forum/605703-where-nick-s-eleanor-build-thread-5.html#post3917789

 

[daveSanborn]

Yeah, I noticed that. I still check in over there every once in a while.... it stinks not being able to preview posts (can't login), but I still get bored and old habits die hard.

 

[AzPete]

Dave, can you read the posts on VMF? I am able to read and search without login. Just wondering.

 

[daveSanborn]

Yes Pete, but w/o a login there is no post preview advantage. It's no big deal, but it would save me some clicking time.

 

[AzPete]

Ahhhhh......I see now......and agree.