scedd
Well-Known Member
An old man goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
' I can cut them for you ' said the chemist ' but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
' I am 96 ' said the old man .
' I don't want an erection . I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on me slippers. '
' I can cut them for you ' said the chemist ' but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
' I am 96 ' said the old man .
' I don't want an erection . I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on me slippers. '
