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We invented the "green thing" ---long

Flysure1

Active Member
Being Green
> >
> > Checking out at the store, the
> > young cashier
> > suggested to the much older
> > woman, that she should bring her
> > own
> > grocery bags because plastic
> > bags
> > weren't good for the
> > environment.
> >
> > The woman apologized and
> > explained,
> > "We didn't have this 'green
> > thing'
> > back in my earlier days."
> >
> >
> > The young clerk responded,
> >
> > "That's our problem today.
> >
> > Your generation did not care
> > enough to save
> > our environment for future
> > generations."
> >
> > She was right -- our generation
> > didn't have the
> > 'green thing' in its day.
> >
> >
> > Back then, we returned milk
> > bottles,
> > soda bottles and beer bottles to
> > the
> > store.
> > The store sent them back to the
> >
> > plant to be washed and
> > sterilized and
> > refilled, so it could use the
> > same bottles
> > over and over. So they really
> > were recycled.
> >
> > But we didn't have the
> > "green thing" back in our day.
> >
> > Grocery stores bagged our
> > groceries in brown paper bags, that we reused for
> > numerous things, most
> > memorable besides household garbage bags, was the use of
> > brown paper bags as
> > book covers for our schoolbooks.
> >
> > This was to ensure that public
> > property,
> > (the books provided for our use
> > by the school) was not
> > defaced by our scribblings.
> >
> > Then we were able to personalize
> > our books on
> > the brown paper bags.
> >
> >
> > But too bad we didn't do the
> > "green thing" back then.
> >
> > We walked up stairs, because we
> > didn't have an
> > escalator in every store and
> > office building.
> > We walked to the grocery store
> > and didn't climb into a
> > 300-horsepower machine every
> > time we had to go two blocks.
> >
> > But she was right.
> > We didn't have the"green thing"
> > in our day.
> >
> > Back then, we washed the baby's
> > diapers
> > because we didn't have the
> > throwaway kind.
> > We dried clothes on a line, not
> > in an
> > energy-gobbling machine burning
> >
> > up 220 volts -- wind and solar
> > power really
> > did dry our clothes back in our
> > early days.
> >
> > Kids got hand-me-down clothes
> > from their brothers
> > or sisters, not always brand-new
> > clothing.
> >
> > But that young lady is right;
> >
> > we didn't have the"green thing"
> > back in our day.
> >
> > Back then, we had one TV, or
> > radio, in the house --
> > not a TV in every room. And the
> > TV had a small screen
> > the size of a handkerchief
> > (remember them?),
> > not a screen the size of the
> > state of Montana .
> >
> > In the kitchen, we blended and
> > stirred by hand
> > because we didn't have electric
> > machines to do
> > everything for us.
> >
> > When we packaged a fragile item
> > to send in the mail,
> > we used wadded up old newspapers
> > to cushion it,
> > not Styrofoam or plastic bubble
> > wrap.
> >
> > Back then, we didn't fire up an
> > engine and burn
> > gasoline just to cut the lawn.
> >
> >
> > We used a push mower that ran
> > on human power.
> > We exercised by working so we
> > didn't need to go
> > to a health club to run on
> > treadmills that operate on electricity.
> >
> > But she's right;
> > we didn't have the "green thing"
> > back then.
> >
> > We drank from a fountain when we
> > were thirsty instead
> > of using a cup or a plastic
> > bottle every time we had a
> > drink of water.
> >
> > We refilled writing penwith ink
> > instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor
> > blades in a razor
> > instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the
> > blade
> > got dull.
> >
> > But we didn't have the "green
> > thing" back then.
> >
> > Back then, people took the
> > streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or
> > walked instead of
> > turning their
> > moms into a 24-hour taxi service
> > in the family's
> > $45,000 SUV or van, which cost
> > what a whole house
> > did before the "green thing."
> >
> >
> > We had one
> > electrical outlet
> > in a room, not an entire
> > bank of sockets to power a
> > dozen appliances.
> > And we didn't need a
> > computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from
> > satellites 23,000 miles
> > out in
> > space in order to find the
> > nearest burger joint.
> >
> > But isn't it sad that the
> > current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were
> > just because we
> >
> >
> >


didn't
> > have the "green thing" back
> > then?
> >
> > Please forward this on to
> > another selfish old person
> > who needs a lesson in
> > conservation from a
> > smart ass
> > young person...
> >
> >
> > We don't like being old in the
> > first place,
> > so it doesn't take much to piss
> > us off...
> > especially from a tattooed,
> > multiple pierced
> > smart ass who can't make
> > change without the
> > cash register telling them just how
> > much fricking change they owe me!!!!
> >
> > Thank You !!!
 
That last sentence. I give them random amounts just to watch them have a brain hemorrhage.

And being "green" now is just for image. It makes people feel better about themselves.
 
"lethal289" said:
you old farts sucked at being green.

And for the most part todays youth suck at common sense, manners, loyality, marriage skills, paternal skills, responsibility, work ethics, survival skills, customer service (see work skills) and--and---and
 
"Flysure1" said:
And for the most part todays youth suck at common sense, manners, loyality, marriage skills, paternal skills, responsibility, work ethics, survival skills, customer service (see work skills) and--and---and

At least the youth can still remember things.... :sarc
 
I grinned while reading this and I remember those good old days.... but if you think about many of the things mentioned we were more wasteful, though not necessarily on purpose. For instance we can probably run all of our big screen TV's on the amount of electricity it took to run that 12", B&W, tube type console of old and bubble wrap and styrofoam weigh less than newspapers so would cost less to ship. :sm_NTA
 
With my fist pumping in the air...."Get off my lawn"


That is the response of anyone who doesn't like change of any sort. It was always better in the days 'you' remember. And so it will be in the future. :sarc
 
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