Wednesday stupid humor

[johnpro]

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.�

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?�

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?� said the barber. “That kid never learns!�

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?�

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!�

 

[Fast68back]

Sounds like my barber....

 

[Opentracker]

My Dad ran a butcher shop 60 some odd years ago. He had a clean-up kid working for him. To make sure the kid cleaned up all the saw dust off the floor at the end of the day, he would put out $1 worth of dimes tucked in the corners or in the big piles. The kid would clean and look for the dimes. The kid got a little lazy and would stop cleaning after he found all 10 dimes. One day my Dad only put out 9 dimes. The kid went crazy looking for that last dime. The floor was cleaner than it had been in weeks. He put out 10 dimes the next day.

 

[Flysure1]

I liked that one! :dumas

 

[70_Fastback]

I liked that one! :dumas

We all knew you would Rod... :bash

 

[lethal289]

My Dad ran a butcher shop 60 some odd years ago. He had a clean-up kid working for him. To make sure the kid cleaned up all the saw dust off the floor at the end of the day, he would put out $1 worth of dimes tucked in the corners or in the big piles. The kid would clean and look for the dimes. The kid got a little lazy and would stop cleaning after he found all 10 dimes. One day my Dad only put out 9 dimes. The kid went crazy looking for that last dime. The floor was cleaner than it had been in weeks. He put out 10 dimes the next day.

:rofl