Last fall a neighbor's son down the street, about 100-150 feet away, bought a 90's Mustang Cobra and the loud aftermarket mufflers are a real problem for me. I can be in my farthest room, doors and windows closed, TV on and I can hear this car start up, and it's the front bumper pointed towards our house, not the exhaust either...at approx 5:15 am almost every morning. When spring and summer arrive and we start to sleep with the windows open I know it's going to be a significant annoyance as our 2nd story bedroom faces to this car.
I need your opinion on what to do but here are some ideas I've considered:
1. Throw a Molotov cocktail through the window and hope the car burns up.
Downside: It's a Mustang.
I may get caught and really don't want to find out what happens in the shower at the local jail.
2. Knock on the door and ask him to...what?
Downside: I don't want to cause any trouble face-to-face and I think the son is big enough that he can kick my ass.
3. Call the Police Dept Code Enforcement Division anonymously, fink on the kid and have the PD write him a fix-it ticket.
Downside: Cowardly thing to do.
4. Mail him an anonymous letter advising to replace the mufflers before option 1 or option 3 happens.
Downside: Creepy, cowardly thing to do
5. Buy a .50 cal rifle and shoot a hole in his engine block from the darkness of my bedroom.
Downside: Cost of the .50 cal.
Making sure SWMBO is gone when the shooting happens (will be difficult for her to be gone at night.)
The jail/shower problem again.
6. Wait for the SOB to move or sell the car in who knows how many years.
Downside: I may go insane while waiting for this.
I've happened to be following behind him recently and it looks like a nice stainless steel system.
Please help with any advice.
I need your opinion on what to do but here are some ideas I've considered:
1. Throw a Molotov cocktail through the window and hope the car burns up.
Downside: It's a Mustang.
I may get caught and really don't want to find out what happens in the shower at the local jail.
2. Knock on the door and ask him to...what?
Downside: I don't want to cause any trouble face-to-face and I think the son is big enough that he can kick my ass.
3. Call the Police Dept Code Enforcement Division anonymously, fink on the kid and have the PD write him a fix-it ticket.
Downside: Cowardly thing to do.
4. Mail him an anonymous letter advising to replace the mufflers before option 1 or option 3 happens.
Downside: Creepy, cowardly thing to do
5. Buy a .50 cal rifle and shoot a hole in his engine block from the darkness of my bedroom.
Downside: Cost of the .50 cal.
Making sure SWMBO is gone when the shooting happens (will be difficult for her to be gone at night.)
The jail/shower problem again.
6. Wait for the SOB to move or sell the car in who knows how many years.
Downside: I may go insane while waiting for this.
I've happened to be following behind him recently and it looks like a nice stainless steel system.
Please help with any advice.