What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

[ko67]

Nothing. You already tried to tell the bitch twice and she did not listen.

Kev

 

[70_Fastback]

Irish sunglasses, IIRC.

 

[Fast68back]

 

[tarafied1]

I was working in the yard this past weekend, splitting wood and cutting trees. My wife came over to offer to hold the chain saw just as I ripped the pull start as hard as I could (It was not starting), BAM right in the eye!!! We both thought she would have a shiner but surprisingly she didn't.

 

[70 StangMan]

I was working in the yard this past weekend, splitting wood and cutting trees. My wife came over to offer to hold the chain saw just as I ripped the pull start as hard as I could (It was not starting), BAM right in the eye!!! We both thought she would have a shiner but surprisingly she didn't.

That's your story and you're sticking to it. :craz

 

[Anonymous]

I was working in the yard this past weekend, splitting wood and cutting trees. My wife came over to offer to hold the chain saw just as I ripped the pull start as hard as I could (It was not starting), BAM right in the eye!!! We both thought she would have a shiner but surprisingly she didn't.

Hmmmm, log that one into memory and use it at a later date :ecit