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What not to shave when driving

66gt350

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Sometimes multitasking has its limits.

Such is the case in the Florida Keys, where police say a 37-year-old woman crashed her 1995 Ford Thunderbird into another car as she attempted to shave her bikini area.

According to the arrest report, on March 2, Megan Mariah Barnes told Florida State Trooper Gary Dunick that she was on her way to Key West to meet her boyfriend, and that she "wanted to be ready for the visit." So, police say she had her ex-husband, Charles Judy, who was riding in the passenger seat, take the wheel while she attended to her pubic hair.

The results weren't pretty. Going 45 mph, Barnes and Judy are said to have rear-ended a car that had slowed to make a left turn.

A day earlier, Barnes had been convicted of numerous driving infractions, including DUI with a prior arrest and driving with a suspended license. She had been ordered to impound her car, her license was revoked for five years, and she had been placed on probation for nine months.

Dunick told The Citizen newspaper that after the crash, in which two passengers in the other car were treated for minor injuries at an area hospital, Barnes drove for another half-mile before switching seats with Judy in an attempt to make it seem to police as though she had not been driving.

"It is unbelievable," Dunick said. "I'm really starting to believe this stuff only happens in the Keys."

"She was charged with leaving the scene of an accident," said police spokesman Lt. Alex Annunziato, "in addition to all the charges stemming from her earlier violations."

If found guilty of violating the terms of her probation, Barnes could face a year behind bars.
 
"66gt350" said:
Sometimes multitasking has its limits.

she was on her way to Key West to meet her boyfriend, and that she "wanted to be ready for the visit." So, police say she had her ex-husband, Charles Judy, who was riding in the passenger seat
Going to meet the boyfriend and the ex-husband was in the passenger seat assisting the shave.....
 
weird
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That was just done all wrong.... The ex husband should have been doing the shaving.......leaving his name for the boyfriend to read. Then, the driving would have been totally safe. Just the meeting of the boyfriend might have gotten wild.
 
"RyanG85" said:
Going to meet the boyfriend and the ex-husband was in the passenger seat assisting the shave.....

In spite of everything else "weird" about the situation...that jumped out at me also.
 
And her boyfriend's comment after the crash...."its a shame really. All she had to really do to get ready for our date was to wet her lips."
 
I'm confused about the boyfriend/ex-husband thing too. Wait a minute, I wonder if her boyfriend's last name was "Bang"? Aren't they in the Keys?
 
What's really unbelievable about her story is that she stated she was going to the keys to meet her boyfriend.... I didn't relaize that heterosexual couples were still allowed in that area.
 
"daveSanborn" said:
What's really unbelievable about her story is that she stated she was going to the keys to meet her boyfriend.... I didn't relaize that heterosexual couples were still allowed in that area.
well, ya know... she might not be a she... :barf
 
"daveSanborn" said:
What's really unbelievable about her story is that she stated she was going to the keys to meet her boyfriend.... I didn't relaize that heterosexual couples were still allowed in that area.

bingo! it was a three-way with the ex, boyfriend & her. i think switch hitters are still allowed in the keys...
 
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