3 midgets (Stan, Fran & Dan) were sitting around having a couple beers when Stan says "Hey, I bet I have the shortest arms in the world. Wonder if I can beat the current Guinness world record holder".
Fran chimes in "Hmmm, you bring up a good idea for I bet I have the shortest legs in the world that can knock the current record holder off his throne"
Dan sat there pondering awhile and finally said with a low undertone voice "Well, though I'm not proud of it, I will say I believe I have the shortest pecker in the world. No man or animal can beat me"
The three of them agree to contact Guinness World Records, submit their applications and report back at the pub a week later with results.
Time flys by and they meet as planned. Stan ever so proud, announces that he won for having the shortest arms. Fran also submitted proof that he won, having the shortest legs.
Dan on the other hand said "Sorry to say I did not win the shortest pecker category. Just WHO is this KBMWRS dude anyways?"
:dun
Fran chimes in "Hmmm, you bring up a good idea for I bet I have the shortest legs in the world that can knock the current record holder off his throne"
Dan sat there pondering awhile and finally said with a low undertone voice "Well, though I'm not proud of it, I will say I believe I have the shortest pecker in the world. No man or animal can beat me"
The three of them agree to contact Guinness World Records, submit their applications and report back at the pub a week later with results.
Time flys by and they meet as planned. Stan ever so proud, announces that he won for having the shortest arms. Fran also submitted proof that he won, having the shortest legs.
Dan on the other hand said "Sorry to say I did not win the shortest pecker category. Just WHO is this KBMWRS dude anyways?"
:dun