Will I see 80?

[jims6t6]

I recently had to choose a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age.(I am past seventy).

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do
you think I'll live to be 80?'

She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'

Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

No, I don't,' I said.

She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said......... She looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even care?

 

[Mach1 Driver]

I see 80 on the way to 100 all the time... then I see flashing lights

 

[3175375]

I'm 55 n would love to live to be 80.

My blood pressure, cholesterol and triglycerides are all good. My end will likely come in a welding accident or being sucked into a combine

 

[FordDude]

I'm 55 n would love to live to be 80.

My blood pressure, cholesterol and triglycerides are all good. My end will likely come in a welding accident or being sucked into a combine

Naw, I say a jealous husband will shoot your arse.

fd

 

[70 StangMan]

Naw, I say a jealous husband will shoot your arse.

fd

With a slide fire stock and tracer ammo.

 

[rbohm]

Naw, I say a jealous husband will shoot your arse.

fd

if i see 80, its BECAUSE the jealous husband is trying to run me down

 

[Midlife]

Will I see 80? Only if I put on my glasses. No! Wait! Only if I wear my dentures. No! Wait! Only if I find my walker...

 

[3175375]

Will I see 80? Only if I put on my glasses. No! Wait! Only if I wear my dentures. No! Wait! Only if I find my walker...

You are funny, Randy. I love it!