Woman's Golf Tee

[FordDude]

It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker:

"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee please back up to the men's tee, please?"

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement:

"Would the man on the woman's tee please back up to the
men's tee, please!"

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more the man yelled,

"Would the man on the woman's tee please back up to the men's tee, please!"

I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back.... "Would the asshole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me play my second shot?!"

fd

 

[70 StangMan]

:yah :thu

 

[blue65coupe]

I'm surprised they didn't post the video of me.

 

[shbrandt]

Here in Texas we play "Fort Worth rules". If you don't hit it past the women's tee, you must drop your pants and play the rest of the hole with your pants around your ankles. I hate it when that happens.