World's shortest fairy tale

[blue65coupe]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl,

'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

So the guy lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting, played a lot of golf, drank beer and whiskey, had tons of money in the bank, left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.

The end.

Kind of brings a tear to your eye doesn’t it?

 

[lethal289]

Duane, It sounds like you are regretting past decisions. Its ok, you can tell us.

 

[Midlife]

I couldn't read the end due to my eyes welling up with moisture...

 

[Anonymous]

Kind of brings a tear to your eye doesn’t it?

Sure does :cry

 

[Gigantopithecus]

When I proposed to my wife, her response was..."Oh, hell...."

 

[Havok1]

When I proposed to my wife, her response was..."Oh, hell...."

Now there's a story for the grandkids! :rofl