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Your thoughts on WD40??
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AzPete
Well-Known Member
Was that DD40?
Fast68back
Guest
I'd like to have a couple cans like that in my garage.....
70_Fastback
Hell Bent for Speed
Something is off scalewise.... I think her hat is too big.
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Anonymous
Guest
What hat?
Fast68back
Guest
"70_Fastback" said:
I think the jugs make her head look small...
daveSanborn
Active Member
She has a head? Let me go back and look again.....
AzPete
Well-Known Member
Bet we don't see this usage advertised....
daveSanborn
Active Member
Whoa.....
I'm not sure if I'd want WD40 sprayed on my pecker. Not unless she's going to quickly clean it off while she's down there..... then I guess it would be okay.
If that stuff really worked, that zipper would be falling down right now.
A faithful couple got the bad news from their doctor. They couldn't have any children. On the way home from the Doctor they were led to drop by to see their pastor to ask for prayer.
The Pastor ran an auto repair shop
on the side, so they dropped by the shop. After they explained the situation, the pastor was led to pray for them on the spot. He looked around, grabbed a can of three-in-one oil and quickly blessed it to anoint them.
Sure enough about 9 months later they had triplets
. The couple once again showed up at the pastor's study and as soon as the woman saw the pastor she ran up to him, threw her arms around him and gave him the biggest hug.
"What was that all about"? he asked.
She replied "I'm just glad you used three-in-one oil and not WD-40."
or...
Ole and Lena’s First Baby
Lena is pregnant with Ole’s child. Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, I tink it’s time!’
So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby.
She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, ‘A son! Ain’t dat great!’
Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and said, ’Hold on! We ain’t finished vet!’ The doctor den held up a little girl. He said, ‘Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!’ She’s a pretty little ting, too.’
Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said, ’Holey Moley, Ole we still ain’t done vet!’ The doctor then delivered another boy and said, Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!’
Ole was flabbergasted by this news!
A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three children home in the self-propelled combine.
He was real serious and he asked Lena , ’How come we got tree on the first try?’
Lena said, ‘You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out in the barn and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?’
Ole said, ‘Yeah, I do. Uffda! It’s a dam good ting I didn’t get the WD-40 !!!!!!.
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The Pastor ran an auto repair shop
on the side, so they dropped by the shop. After they explained the situation, the pastor was led to pray for them on the spot. He looked around, grabbed a can of three-in-one oil and quickly blessed it to anoint them.
Sure enough about 9 months later they had triplets
. The couple once again showed up at the pastor's study and as soon as the woman saw the pastor she ran up to him, threw her arms around him and gave him the biggest hug.
"What was that all about"? he asked.
She replied "I'm just glad you used three-in-one oil and not WD-40."
or...
Ole and Lena’s First Baby
Lena is pregnant with Ole’s child. Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, I tink it’s time!’
So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby.
She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, ‘A son! Ain’t dat great!’
Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and said, ’Hold on! We ain’t finished vet!’ The doctor den held up a little girl. He said, ‘Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!’ She’s a pretty little ting, too.’
Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said, ’Holey Moley, Ole we still ain’t done vet!’ The doctor then delivered another boy and said, Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!’
Ole was flabbergasted by this news!
A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three children home in the self-propelled combine.
He was real serious and he asked Lena , ’How come we got tree on the first try?’
Lena said, ‘You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out in the barn and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?’
Ole said, ‘Yeah, I do. Uffda! It’s a dam good ting I didn’t get the WD-40 !!!!!!.
fd