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85 year old man

Discussion in 'Very Grumpy Old Farts Lounge' started by Fast68back, Sep 8, 2009.

  1. Fast68back

    Fast68back Well-Known Member Staff Member Moderator

    An 85-year-old man was requested by his
    doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

    The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
    'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

    The next day the 85-year-old man
    reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as
    clean and empty as on the previous day.

    The doctor asked what happened and the
    man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my
    right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still
    nothing.

    Then I asked my wife for help. She tried
    with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with
    her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still
    nothing.

    We even called up Arleen, the lady next
    door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and
    she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing..

    The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your
    neighbor?'

    The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us
    could get the jar open.'
     
  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    :rofl :rofl
     
  3. lethal289

    lethal289 Active Member

    didn't see that one coming! Excuse the pun. :rofl
     
  4. 70 StangMan

    70 StangMan Well-Known Member Donator

    :rofl :rofl :toot
     
  5. 70_Fastback

    70_Fastback Hell Bent for Speed Staff Member Moderator

    HA! That's too funny
     

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