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An 85-year-old man was requested by his
doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man
reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as
clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the
man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my
right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still
nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried
with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with
her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still
nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next
door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and
she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing..
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your
neighbor?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us
could get the jar open.'
doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man
reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as
clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the
man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my
right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still
nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried
with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with
her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still
nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next
door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and
she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing..
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your
neighbor?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us
could get the jar open.'
