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A World Without Men.

FordDude

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The debate of how and will the one sex will function without the other has been ongoing for generations. We are now going to solve it once and for all. First we look at the world without men...

FIRST DAY
The power goes off. All electrical devices are now useless. Many trucks laden with food sit idle. Supermarket shelves are left unstocked.

FIRST MONTH
Women in towns are starving. The economy is dead. Women are forming gangs to loot whatever food is left and kill anyone that opposes them. 10% are now dead.

FIRST YEAR
Hardly anyone is left alive in the cities. Women forage for any food they can get. The buildings are falling apart. 90% are dead

TEN YEARS WITHOUT MALES
99% of the population is dead

ONE HUNDRED YEARS WITHOUT MALES
The last female died 50 years ago. Nature has taken over the planet

Now let's look at the world without women...

FIRST DAY
Chaos ensues in all businesses. The work force has all but disappeared. Credit card companies and banks lose 89% of their clientele.

FIRST WEEK
Female retail stores close, 95% of shoe stores close. Other stores still open and trading normal. Electricity gas and other utilities continue to function.

FIRST MONTH
Retailers show a downturn in profit by 70%. Men now have more money to spend and are starting to think on what to spend the extra money on: new car, boat, fishing gear. The government is talking about reducing taxes Stock market is gaining ground.

FIRST YEAR
The government has halved the tax rate from the previous year and still has a massive surplus. There is a boom in leisure activities.

TEN YEARS WITHOUT WOMEN
Scientist in Tokyo, Paris and London discover how to clone human cells to make babies. A new generation of humans is already on the way. Life is getting better.

ONE HUNDRED YEARS WITHOUT WOMEN
The lifespan of man has increased by 15 years due to lack of stress.

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