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Age-Old Questions

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An Observation on an Age Old Question

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the groin?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the groin.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the groin is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the balls."
I rest my case.
 
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