An Amish woman was driving her buggy to
town when a highway patrol officer stopped her.
"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn
you that the reflector on the back
of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous."
"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair
it as soon as I return home."
"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your
horse is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this
cruelty to animals so you should have your husband check that too."
"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check this when I get home.
"True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband
about the broken reflector. He said he would put a new one on
immediately.
" Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something
wrong with the emergency brake."
town when a highway patrol officer stopped her.
"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn
you that the reflector on the back
of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous."
"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair
it as soon as I return home."
"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your
horse is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this
cruelty to animals so you should have your husband check that too."
"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check this when I get home.
"True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband
about the broken reflector. He said he would put a new one on
immediately.
" Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something
wrong with the emergency brake."