Another bad joke

[RustyRed]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.'

 

[FordDude]

Grooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn but funny :lol :lol :lol fd

 

[Dennis Harrelson]

Re: Another bad joke...so it's puns, is it?

The San Diego zoo is privilidged to have two dolphins which appeear to have lived for untold hundreds of years. Perhaps forever.
The mammals subsist solely on the young fry of a certain fish, the grille, found in a lake in the interior of Africa.
Every year, the zoo must mount an expedition to get enough feed for the coming year. It happened last year, after obtaining the grille fry and while making their way through the jungle back to the ship, that the expedition's way was blocked by a ferocious lion. Not wanting to harm an endangered beast, the leader simply shot the lion with a tranquilizer, and the expedition went on it's way, each member stepping over or around the sleeping animal.
Upon arrival back at the dock, they were surprised by the local constabulary, who promptly arrested and took into custody the entire expedtion.


What was the charge, you ask?.....











"Transporting young grilles across sedate lions for immortal porpoises", of course.

Wah, wah, wah, wahhh​