tarafied1
Well-Known Member
A crusty old Marine
Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted
by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young
idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for
conversation.
'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.
Is something bothering you?'
'Negative, ma'am.
Just serious by nature.'
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,
'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'
'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
conversation, said,
'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy
yourself.'
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
manner. Finally the young lady said, 'You
know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way,
but when is the last time you had sex?
''1955, ma'am.''
'Well, there you are.
You really need to chill out and quit taking everything
so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she
proceeded to 'relax' him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare
chest and said,
'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.'
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his
serious voice,
'I hope not; it's only 2150 now.'
(Don't ya love military time?)
Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted
by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young
idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for
conversation.
'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.
Is something bothering you?'
'Negative, ma'am.
Just serious by nature.'
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,
'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'
'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
conversation, said,
'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy
yourself.'
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
manner. Finally the young lady said, 'You
know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way,
but when is the last time you had sex?
''1955, ma'am.''
'Well, there you are.
You really need to chill out and quit taking everything
so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she
proceeded to 'relax' him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare
chest and said,
'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.'
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his
serious voice,
'I hope not; it's only 2150 now.'
(Don't ya love military time?)