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Build a Mosque

Discussion in 'Very Grumpy Old Farts Lounge' started by FordDude, Jun 15, 2017.

  1. FordDude

    FordDude Well-Known Dude Staff Member Moderator

    Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster, speaking in Ontario,says:
    I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

    That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, The Turban Cowboy, and the other, a topless bar, would be called You Mecca Me Hot.

    Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called Iraq of Ribs. Across the street there could be a lingerie store called Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret, with sexy mannequins in the window modelling the goods, and on the other side a liquor store called Morehammered.

    All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.

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  2. Amen to that brother :) Or we can stand with Trump and just keep them out of here.
     
  3. Mach1Rider

    Mach1Rider Member

    And CNN will be reporting they are all owned by Russians.
     
  4. c6fastback

    c6fastback Member

    Maybe a Jewish deli next door .
     
  5. Josep

    Josep Member

    And don't forget to make all fridays at pray time a huge popular BBQ in front of the mosque with ribs, sausages, etc.. for all the workers in the lingerie, liquor store, restaurant, gay and topless clubs.....
     
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