Favorite saying

[RustyRed]

Ok, it's Friday so lets play a game.

Post any funny Confucius type sayings you've heard lately.

I'll start, "Confucius say - Nothing shocks the system like a cold toilet seat in the morning"

Ok, your turn op

 

[blue65coupe]

It ain't Kungfushoous but:

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken sh1t

 

[tarafied1]

I'd rather be a smart a$$ than a dumb sh1t!

 

[Waffles]

Snakes don't have arms; that's why they don't wear vests.

 

[Opentracker]

If you never met a real ass-hole, you'd think everybody was one.

 

[Midlife]

Virginity: Love It or Lose It

 

[lethal289]

Confucius say - Man who stands on toilet, is high on pot.

 

[DeadStang]

Wish in one hand and shit in the other--see which one fills up the fastest.

 

[Flysure1]

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bull$hit!

 

[Fast68back]

I can lead them to water, but I cant hold their heads under it.

 

[beach pony]

Confuscious say:


Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.

 

[stump]

"Some people can be stupid, faster than they can be supervised"...

 

[johnpro]

My favorite is from Ron White, and very true:

You can't fix stupid.

 

[Sacbill]

Confucius say: "Man who puts money in freezer ends up with cold hard cash."

 

[FordDude]

It is better to be lucky than good. fd

 

[DEL65]

"Every now and then, even a blind squirrel finds a nut."

 

[70_Fastback]

From Mark:

Even a broken clock gets lucky twice a day

 

[cmayna]

It is, what it is

 

[RustyRed]

"It's better to be pissed off then pissed on"

 

[Anonymous]

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"