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Dateline Menlo Park, Ca..... NEWS FLASH!
Resident Craig Maynard finally eats too much salmon...and grows gills!
When interviewed neighbors stated they knew it would happen one day. Mr. Barry Bongwater, also a neighbor, stated he "knew it would probably come to something this with all the stuff he smoked and the amount of fish he ate". When asked, Craig replied, "well, I'm happy with my color, it matches my car!" Due to the nature of the surrounding populous Craig can however still freely wander around. Everyone else is so weird, stoned or both, no one even notices him! Craig claims the fish was supplied by his wife. He did expression concern though that she may use him as bait during her next fishing trip!
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Resident Craig Maynard finally eats too much salmon...and grows gills!
When interviewed neighbors stated they knew it would happen one day. Mr. Barry Bongwater, also a neighbor, stated he "knew it would probably come to something this with all the stuff he smoked and the amount of fish he ate". When asked, Craig replied, "well, I'm happy with my color, it matches my car!" Due to the nature of the surrounding populous Craig can however still freely wander around. Everyone else is so weird, stoned or both, no one even notices him! Craig claims the fish was supplied by his wife. He did expression concern though that she may use him as bait during her next fishing trip!
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