A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a
couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to
sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself.
Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you be
willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer
says, "Sure," and sinks the putt.
Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to
get an eagle on this one."
The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, "Would it be worth
giving up another fourth of your sex life?"
Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay" And he makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.
Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to
his side and says: "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest
of your sex life?"
"Definitely," the golfer replies, then he makes the eagle and wins the
match.
As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside
him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know
who I am. I'm the Devil, and from this day forward you will have no sex
life."
"Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley."
couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to
sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself.
Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you be
willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer
says, "Sure," and sinks the putt.
Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to
get an eagle on this one."
The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, "Would it be worth
giving up another fourth of your sex life?"
Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay" And he makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.
Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to
his side and says: "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest
of your sex life?"
"Definitely," the golfer replies, then he makes the eagle and wins the
match.
As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside
him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know
who I am. I'm the Devil, and from this day forward you will have no sex
life."
"Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley."
