Groaner for the night---------------

[Flysure1]

A little boy went up to his teacher one day at school and said: "guess what
Mrs Jones ? I found a dead cat on my way to school !" So Mrs Jones said "are you sure it was dead?"
The little boy said - "yes! I know it's dead because i pissed in its ear and it didn't wake up!"
"You did WHAT??!!!" Exclaimed his teacher .
"You know" said the little boy "i went pssst in its ear and it didn't
move !!

 

[tarafied1]

I could actually imagine that happening!