It was so cold . . .
we had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!
It was so cold...
hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
It was so cold...
roosters were rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!
It was so cold . . .
pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers' pockets just to keep them warm!
It was so cold . . .
the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!
It was so cold . . .
Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!
It was so cold . . .
Levi Strauss started manufacturing electric jeans!
It was so cold . . .
the rats were bribing the alley cats for a snuggle.
It was so cold . . .
we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two chords.
It was so cold . . .
Playboy magazine stopped publishing because no women would take their clothes off.
It was so cold . . .
we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside it to warm up!
It was so cold...
beauty contestants had to draw pictures of themselves for the swimsuit competition! It was the first time talent was an asset in that event!
we had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!
It was so cold...
hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
It was so cold...
roosters were rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!
It was so cold . . .
pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers' pockets just to keep them warm!
It was so cold . . .
the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!
It was so cold . . .
Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!
It was so cold . . .
Levi Strauss started manufacturing electric jeans!
It was so cold . . .
the rats were bribing the alley cats for a snuggle.
It was so cold . . .
we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two chords.
It was so cold . . .
Playboy magazine stopped publishing because no women would take their clothes off.
It was so cold . . .
we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside it to warm up!
It was so cold...
beauty contestants had to draw pictures of themselves for the swimsuit competition! It was the first time talent was an asset in that event!
