A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece. In those days the athletes performed naked. That may explain the high number of injuries back then
To prevent unwanted arousals while competing, the men imbibed freely on saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.
At the opening ceremonial parade Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males, marching toward her. She exclaimed: " OH!! Limp Pricks!"
Over the next two and a half millenia that morphed into
" Olympics"
To prevent unwanted arousals while competing, the men imbibed freely on saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.
At the opening ceremonial parade Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males, marching toward her. She exclaimed: " OH!! Limp Pricks!"
Over the next two and a half millenia that morphed into
" Olympics"