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If I won the lottery!!!

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Flysure1

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At breakfast, the husband says to his wife “What would you do if I won the Lotto?�
“ I’d take half and leave you� she says.



“Great� he says. “Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday! Stay in touch�.
 
Reminds me of the one where the bloke rings his missus and says
"Pack your bags, i have won the lotto"
She asked "Shall i pack for the beach or the mountains?"
and he said
"I dont care, just be out of the house when i get home"
 
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