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Discussion in 'Non Mustang General Discussion' started by Midlife, May 28, 2018.

  1. Midlife

    Midlife Well-Known Member Staff Member Moderator

    AZPete and I had a hurricane party today while Alberto approached us and made landfall. Rain throughout most of the day, and max winds of 25 mph. Lost power at 4PM, but regained it at 7PM.

    Emergency notice: I am out of adult beverages. Donations requested!
     
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  2. KBMWRS

    KBMWRS What did the moron say today?

    Piss off old man. I'm in Roswell, NM and its 100 degrees. But I have Jameson!
     
  3. msell66

    msell66 Burning Fossil Fuels Donator

    Good thing you’re not in Iowa. It was 101 here today!
     
  4. msell66

    msell66 Burning Fossil Fuels Donator

    25 mph?? That’s a normal wind day here in the central US.
     
  5. KBMWRS

    KBMWRS What did the moron say today?

    They were probably just recording each other's fart speed.
     
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  6. KBMWRS

    KBMWRS What did the moron say today?

    AC in a trailer is nice....and Internet...all in a state park.
     
  7. Midlife

    Midlife Well-Known Member Staff Member Moderator

    Weren't you just complaining a couple of weeks ago about snow?
     
  8. KBMWRS

    KBMWRS What did the moron say today?

    He is always bitching. Sounds like he should move to Florida. I hear the old guys there have parties when the wind comes up.
     
  9. sgtjunior

    sgtjunior Well-Known Member

    That's because the wind is the only thing that comes up in Florida
     
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  10. msell66

    msell66 Burning Fossil Fuels Donator

    I will always complain about cold and snow. Not the heat! But yes, it was cold still a few weeks ago. It goes from winter straight to summer here.
     
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  11. JD08

    JD08 Member

    Adult beverages like Boost and Ensure?
     
  12. Midlife

    Midlife Well-Known Member Staff Member Moderator

    Hello...Moderators! Someone needs to be banned, at least for a short time.
     
  13. kb3

    kb3 Well-Known Member

    I think someone hit the nail on the head....Mid is calling for a Moderator...he forgot that he is one! Better take some memory pills with the Ensure old man. ;)
     
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  14. turq66

    turq66 Well-Known Member

    Alive, but you still live in FLA.
     
  15. 70 StangMan

    70 StangMan Well-Known Member Donator

    And ?
     
  16. Midlife

    Midlife Well-Known Member Staff Member Moderator

    It Depends.
     
  17. tarafied1

    tarafied1 Well-Known Member

    What? You need Depends? Good thing you are out of beer
     
  18. rbohm

    rbohm Active Member

    here in southern arizona we skip winter altogether.
     
  19. FordDude

    FordDude Well-Known Dude Staff Member Moderator

    It's so hot in Arizona that...
    • you can fry an egg on the sidewalk (I tried it)
    • the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
    • the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
    • farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
    • the cows are giving evaporated milk.
    • the trees are whistling for the dogs.
    • you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
    • you can say 113 degrees without fainting.
    • you eat hot chiles to cool your mouth off.
    • you can make instant sun tea.
    • you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
    • the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
    • you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
    • you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
    • you can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
    • The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
    • you discover that in July, it takes only two fingers to drive your car.
    • you discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
    • you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
    • hot water now comes out of both taps.
    • it's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
    • you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
    • you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
    • no one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
    • your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
    • you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
    • a sad Arizonan once prayed, "I wish it would rain - not so much for me, cuz I've seen it -- but for my 7-year-old."

    fd
     
  20. turq66

    turq66 Well-Known Member

    The Armpit of America.
     

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