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Kats66Pny

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Ok so I was looking at some websites that have cool shift knobs, as I don't really like the plain Jane looking one I have for the B&M quicksilver shifter. I showed my husband some of the cool ones I ran across and well, the conversation went like this.

Husband: I know the perfect one for you.
Me: Oh, what? (thinking he actually had a cool idea for one)
Husband: I'm going to go to the porn store and buy one of those clone a willy kits.
Me: Umm haha but no.
Husband: It's perfect....that way whenever you drive your mustang, you'll be touching my junk.
[I glare at him]
Husband: What? It's the only way I'll get you touch my junk more.....
[he walks out to get more coffee and comes back in the room]
Husband: You know you wanna wrap your hands around my junk and grind those gears.

:wth Is my husband the only one who says shit like this???
 
grab his junk more often , like in the morning , then at noon , and at last in the evening .....
....so he won't make that "stupid" remark anymore :roll :roll
 
"Kats66Pny" said:
Husband: What? It's the only way I'll get you touch my junk more at all.....
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Fixed it for you, the real story.
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Yes, men have these ridiculous conversations from time to time
 
Obviously not enough. :sarc
2 reasons for my deduction

1. He asked for more
2. The 66 ain't done
 
Kat, I just read this thread and spewed my beverage all over my computer. This is Funny!


I think it is a fair request! He just wants you to remember him when the dudes are checking you out in Gert! You know it would be a one of a kind "Knob".....

Gives new meaning to Hot "Rod" Hehehehehehe....

This is too funny, I can't keep going, I just can't!

Mel
 
"sgtjunior" said:
Obviously not enough. :sarc
2 reasons for my deduction

1. He asked for more
2. The 66 ain't done
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Oh trust me, I do so more than enough but when I know he has no money for me to spend, then why bother?! :no

I think it is a fair request! He just wants you to remember him when the dudes are checking you out in Gert! You know it would be a one of a kind "Knob".....
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I have 2 kids. I can't put anything like that in Gertrude. lol If my kids were grown adults, then it would be a whole different story! I'd do it just so people knew that she was MY car and not my husbands. I hate when people automatically assume it's his and ask him the questions about it. Of course the look on the people's faces is priceless when he says "I don't know... ask her. It's her car" and I answer their question(s). :part
 
"Kats66Pny" said:
:wth Is my husband the only one who says shit like this???
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no, he isn't.... believe it or not, i REALLY turn it down a notch here, even in the appropriate sections.... i usually pretty much say what i think. my mrs. learned real early that she needs to be alert & watch what she says in public. even is really quick with a "don't you dare" if someone else says something that i can add to. says she can see the wheels turning in my brain & knows whats fixing to happen....

if you get the shift "knob", you have to get a set of those balls to hang in the back, kinda balance it out....
 
"SELLERSRODSHOP" said:
no, he isn't.... believe it or not, i REALLY turn it down a notch here, even in the appropriate sections.... i usually pretty much say what i think. my mrs. learned real early that she needs to be alert & watch what she says in public. even is really quick with a "don't you dare" if someone else says something that i can add to. says she can see the wheels turning in my brain & knows whats fixing to happen....

if you get the shift "knob", you have to get a set of those balls to hang in the back, kinda balance it out....
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Tell hubby and all his acquaintances you got those balls (now on the back of his car) from your purse.
 
You could just suggest getting a casting of his balls instead since as Mid says....you already have them
In your purse.......

And no......we say and think these things ALL the time, even when you think we aren't.
 
Kat, when you're yammering on about the day, kids, work, your parents or whatever...we're thinking "It sure would be nice if you just dropped to your knees honey".


It's just the way we're wired. You talk about the groceries you bought, we think sex. You talk about a problem with the kids - sex. Talk about wanting a faster engine - we think of cams, pistons and then sex.


We're just not that complicated!


BTW, I choked on my Mtn Dew while reading this thread :yah
 
"silverblueBP" said:
Kat, when you're yammering on about the day, kids, work, your parents or whatever...we're thinking "It sure would be nice if you just dropped to your knees honey".


It's just the way we're wired. You talk about the groceries you bought, we think sex. You talk about a problem with the kids - sex. Talk about wanting a faster engine - we think of cams, pistons and then sex.


We're just not that complicated!


BTW, I choked on my Mtn Dew while reading this thread :yah
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thats every 32 seconds !!!
 
I hate that the word 'junk' is used in this context. Did a twelve year old coin it the first time?
 
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