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Merry Christmas Y'all

Discussion in 'Non Mustang General Discussion' started by janschutz, Dec 25, 2018.

  1. janschutz

    janschutz Corn Hauler

    Merry Christmas from the Anschutz Family

    May God grant y'all health through out 2019!
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    KBMWRS What did the moron say today?

    Merry Christmas!
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  3. guruatbol

    guruatbol Always on vacation!

    Merry Christmas to all you degenerates!


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  4. Mach1 Driver

    Mach1 Driver Active Member


    Twas the night before Christmas, and out in the garage,
    Not a trace of a Honda, not even a Dodge.
    The presents were wrapped, and the candles were lit,
    So, I figured I’d mess with my ’32 for a bit.

    With a grab of the latch, and a lift of the hood,
    A soft voice behind me said,“Looks pretty good!”
    Startled and shocked, I turned around quick,
    Leaning on my floor jack, was Good Ol’ Saint Nick

    I stood there a bit, not sure what to say,
    He asked in a hurry, “Would you trade her for a sleigh?”
    “No way, Santa” I said with a grin,
    “But if you’ve got the time, we can go for a spin!”

    His little round cheeks, all red like a bow,
    Turned to a smile, as he said ”Perry, let’s go!”
    Not to disturb all the neighbors asleep,
    We pushed the ’32 out, not making a peep

    Taking our places to coast down the drive,
    I turned on the key, and let the starter fly!
    The sound that erupted took him by surprise,
    I could tell he liked it, by the look in his eyes!

    With my Roadster burbling, and Santa’s face aglow,
    We headed on out of town, where all the old Deuces go.
    From zero to a 100, faster we went,
    The pipes were all roaring, and the speed limit bent.

    Santa’s grin widened, almost approaching his ears
    As he sat there laughing, almost in tears
    With a glance toward my eye, he said with a smile
    “I can’t recall riding in any better style ”

    So I backed off the gas, and pulled to the side,
    “Here ya go Big Guy, take her for a ride.”
    Ol’ Santa was surprised, when I gave him the keys,
    As he came past the headlights, I muttered “watch the bumps, please.”

    He floored the throttle, and it leapt from the ground.
    The ol’ girl exploded, with wondrous sound.
    Twisting the speedo before getting into third
    I stood there just praying, not saying a word
    Faster and faster, he blasted nearly from sight,
    When finally he roared,
    “Merry Christmas to all”,
    “And, to all a good night.”
  5. Grabber70Mach

    Grabber70Mach Well-Known Member

    Merry Christmas to all the Stangfix gang.
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  6. 70 StangMan

    70 StangMan Well-Known Member Donator

    Merry Christmas to all.
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