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Monday Funny

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their
fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so
when the teacher prodded him about his father, he finally replied,
'Okay...my father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay
with him all night for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'

'No', the boy said, 'He actually works for the Democratic
National Committee and helped get Barack Obama elected President last year, but I
was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class.'
 
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