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Okay, final funny for tonight, it made me laugh.

Flysure1

Active Member
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>> Many years ago a man was
>> traveling through the mountains of
>> Switzerland
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>> Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to
>> sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he
>> could spend the night.
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>> The farmer told him that he could sleep in the
>> barn.
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>> As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her
>> father, "Who is that man going into the
>> barn?"
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>> "That fellow traveling through," said the farmer.
>> "needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he
>> could sleep in the barn."
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>> The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she
>> prepared him a plate of food for him and then took it out to
>> the barn
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>> About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing
>> disheveled and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she
>> went.
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>> The farmer's wife was very observant. She then
>> suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a
>> bottle of wine, took it out to the barn, and she too did not
>> return for an hour. Her clothing was askew, her blouse
>> buttoned incorrectly. She also headed straight to
>> bed.
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>> The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and
>> continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he
>> left.
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>> When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was
>> gone, she broke into tears. "How could he leave without
>> even saying goodbye," she cried "We made such
>> passionate love last night!"
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>> "What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out
>> of the house looking for the man, who by now was halfway up
>> the mountain.
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>> The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get
>> you! You had sex with my
>> daughter!"
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>> The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his
>> hand next to his mouth, and yelled out
>> .....
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>> "LAIDTHEOLADEETOO"
>>
 
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