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Discussion in 'Very Grumpy Old Farts Lounge' started by jims6t6, Jun 14, 2017.

  1. jims6t6

    jims6t6 Well-Known Member

    A newlywed couple is getting ready for bed when the husband says, “Honey, now that we’re married, it’s okay for me to see your body. Would you open your robe so I can have a look?”
    She opens her robe and lets her husband see her naked body.
    And he says, “You are so so so beautiful. Can I get the camera and take a picture?”
    “Why do you want to do that?” she asks.
    “Because I love you so so so much, and I’d like to keep your picture next to my heart forever!”
    She allows him to get the camera and take the picture. Then she says, “Honey, now that we’re married, it’s okay for me to see your body too. Would you open your robe so I can have a look?”
    He opens his robe and lets his wife see his naked body.
    And she asks, “Can I get the camera and take a picture?”
    “Why do you want to do that?” he asks her.
    “Because I want to get it enlarged!”
     
  2. SkidMark

    SkidMark Active Member

    damn women
     
  3. 6t6red

    6t6red Well-Known Member

    They are lying I tell ya. They are never willing to look at the bigger picture.
     
  4. Mach1Mark

    Mach1Mark Ramrod extraordinaire Donator

    Just move the camera closer . . .
     
  5. c6fastback

    c6fastback Member

    Sounds like she needs a bigger picture , just saying
     

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