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Will I see 80?

Discussion in 'Very Grumpy Old Farts Lounge' started by jims6t6, Oct 5, 2017.

  1. jims6t6

    jims6t6 Well-Known Member

    I recently had to choose a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
    exhaustive lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age.(I am past seventy).

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do
    you think I'll live to be 80?'

    She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'

    Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

    Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

    I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

    Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

    No, I don't,' I said.

    She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

    'No,' I said......... She looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even care?
     
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  2. Mach1 Driver

    Mach1 Driver Active Member

    I see 80 on the way to 100 all the time... then I see flashing lights
     
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  3. 3175375

    3175375 Well-Known Member

    I'm 55 n would love to live to be 80.

    My blood pressure, cholesterol and triglycerides are all good. My end will likely come in a welding accident or being sucked into a combine
     
  4. FordDude

    FordDude Well-Known Dude Staff Member Moderator

    Naw, I say a jealous husband will shoot your arse. :p

    fd
     
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  5. 70 StangMan

    70 StangMan Well-Known Member Donator

    With a slide fire stock and tracer ammo.
     
  6. rbohm

    rbohm Active Member

    if i see 80, its BECAUSE the jealous husband is trying to run me down:D
     
  7. Midlife

    Midlife Well-Known Member Staff Member Moderator

    Will I see 80? Only if I put on my glasses. No! Wait! Only if I wear my dentures. No! Wait! Only if I find my walker...
     
  8. 3175375

    3175375 Well-Known Member

    You are funny, Randy. I love it!
     

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