1. You own only 3 spices...salt, pepper, and ketchup.
2. You have more miles on your snowblower than on your car.
3. You know Ole and Lena personally.
4. You design your Halloween costumes to fit over snowmobile suits.
5. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
6. You know the 4 seasons... winter, still winter, not winter, and almost winter.
7. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
8. You thought the movie "Grumpy Old Men" was a documentary.
9. You think everyone from a different state has an accent.
10. Your husband thinks sexy lingerie is a flannel nightgown with only 8 buttons.
11. You have 10 favorite recipes for venison.
12. You think wild rice is exotic and white rice is a hotdish.
13. Somewhere in the state is a piece of frozen metal with bits of your tongue stuck to it.
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2. You have more miles on your snowblower than on your car.
3. You know Ole and Lena personally.
4. You design your Halloween costumes to fit over snowmobile suits.
5. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
6. You know the 4 seasons... winter, still winter, not winter, and almost winter.
7. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
8. You thought the movie "Grumpy Old Men" was a documentary.
9. You think everyone from a different state has an accent.
10. Your husband thinks sexy lingerie is a flannel nightgown with only 8 buttons.
11. You have 10 favorite recipes for venison.
12. You think wild rice is exotic and white rice is a hotdish.
13. Somewhere in the state is a piece of frozen metal with bits of your tongue stuck to it.
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