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Bad Jokes, anyone? I'll start...
- Thread starter Dennis Harrelson
- Start date
President obama has named the fissures between the tectonic plates below Haiti. He is calling them...
Wait for it...
wait...
Bushes fault...
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Wait for it...
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Bushes fault...
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ClassicRecreations
Member
OK here goes...
A man walks into a bar, he sits down and asks the bartender for two beers. He drinks one and poors the other down his shirt pocket. The bartender frowned and went back to business. He then orders another two beers. Once again he drinks one and poors the other down his pocket. The bartender asks why are pooring beer in your pocket. The man pulls out a minature man out of his shirt pocket and sits him on the counter and says "Joe tell the bartender about the time you called that witch doctor a bitch"
A man walks into a bar, he sits down and asks the bartender for two beers. He drinks one and poors the other down his shirt pocket. The bartender frowned and went back to business. He then orders another two beers. Once again he drinks one and poors the other down his pocket. The bartender asks why are pooring beer in your pocket. The man pulls out a minature man out of his shirt pocket and sits him on the counter and says "Joe tell the bartender about the time you called that witch doctor a bitch"
daveSanborn
Active Member
Origianally posted here back in the forums early days, but funny enough for a re-post.....
A man walks into a bar with an aligator and orders a beer. He plops the aligator up onto the bar and says to it... "open your mouth". He proceeds to whip out his dick and lays it into the aligators open mouth while he casually drinks his beer. When his beer is finally finished he puts his dick away and says to the aligator.... "close your mouth". The aligator again obeys him.
He turns around to address the astonished crowd and asks if anyone else would like to try it.
Down at the end of the bar, Craig Maynard jumps up and says.... "Heck yeah! I'll give it a try, but I'm not sure I can keep my mouth open for that long."
A man walks into a bar with an aligator and orders a beer. He plops the aligator up onto the bar and says to it... "open your mouth". He proceeds to whip out his dick and lays it into the aligators open mouth while he casually drinks his beer. When his beer is finally finished he puts his dick away and says to the aligator.... "close your mouth". The aligator again obeys him.
He turns around to address the astonished crowd and asks if anyone else would like to try it.
Down at the end of the bar, Craig Maynard jumps up and says.... "Heck yeah! I'll give it a try, but I'm not sure I can keep my mouth open for that long."