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CMAYNA's colonoscopy

"Gigantopithecus" said:
I had the same crap. It's concentrated EVIL.
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I get it............ :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
I haven't had the machine yet but I did the the finger once. MISERABLE. I will be unconscious when the time comes for the scope.
 
I made sure they knocked me out. I told the doc that the only thing I want to remember is showing up to the office. Now I kinda wish I remembered a little more. I've been told I was acting a fool in the recovery area.
 
"Tony R" said:
I haven't had the machine yet but I did the the finger once. MISERABLE. I will be unconscious when the time comes for the scope.
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I read that and wondered what end of "the finger" you were on..... :scar
 
"cmayna" said:
All I can say is, you guys are simply jealous you're not having it done to you. I'll be sure to share pictures.
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Please DON'T !!!
 
I have also been there, done that, the worst part is the prep, the energizer bunny has nothing on this movement, you keep going and going, I didn't think the stuff was working and then ---BAM!, I didn't go out with the i.v. stuff and watched it all on the monitor and talked to the Doctor the whole time, you won't feel a thing--trust me---lol.
 
"Flysure1" said:
I have also been there, done that, the worst part is the prep, the energizer bunny has nothing on this movement, you keep going and going, I didn't think the stuff was working and then ---BAM!, I didn't go out with the i.v. stuff and watched it all on the monitor and talked to the Doctor the whole time, you won't feel a thing--trust me---lol.
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I had one done 2 years ago. Not sure of the medical term, lets just leave at they put it in until I felt discomfort. I was clean except for some dark brown spots that I cannot imagine that were still there. :eek:mg Yes the prep besides the diet I had to get some "stuff" at the drug store. 2 bottles and the instructions said to keep it in for 2 minutes. :scar Ya right! I did not last a minute with either one doing the "energizer bunny". :craz fd
 
"daveSanborn" said:
I've read a couple books by Dave Barry. Real funny stuff right there.
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Years ago, Dave Barry wrote about "Natural Childbirth". I still remember falling off the couch I was laughing so hard. It's a must read if you enjoy his humor.
 
Lets see.
1. No aspirin starting tonight (I don't take it anyways)
2. Starting tomorrow, no nuts, seeds, etc
3. Monday afternoon I start taking the infamous Draino stuff. Will be no more that 20' away from the johnny for the rest of the night. Pics will be posted, in living color.
4. Tues, no work, just the infamous doctor meeting and back home afterwards.

Wonder if the doctor will take pics with my cel phone, so I can text while getting cattle prodded?

Pete, Can I have your cel number? :lol
 
Drinking that crap, pun intended, was much worse than the proceedure. I didn't have the explosions you guys went through but drinking waht seemed like gallons of the putrid liquid was the worst.

Oh, yeah...Craig, enjoy your weekend. :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
"cmayna" said:
Lets see.
1. No aspirin starting tonight (I don't take it anyways)
2. Starting tomorrow, no nuts, seeds, etc
3. Monday afternoon I start taking the infamous Draino stuff. Will be no more that 20' away from the johnny for the rest of the night. Pics will be posted, in living color.
4. Tues, no work, just the infamous doctor meeting and back home afterwards.

Wonder if the doctor will take pics with my cel phone, so I can text while getting cattle prodded?

Pete, Can I have your cel number? :lol
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Just send it to Randy.....he is the central receiver for that stuff......
 
Craig here is a little joke for you to remember when you are being checked in on Tuesday. I am sure that they will do the basic stuff check your blood pressure and take your temperature. So when they stick it under your tongue just remember the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer.

The taste.


:lol :lol I crack myself up. fd
 
"cmayna" said:
Lets see.
1. No aspirin starting tonight (I don't take it anyways)
2. Starting tomorrow, no nuts, seeds, etc
3. Monday afternoon I start taking the infamous Draino stuff. Will be no more that 20' away from the johnny for the rest of the night. Pics will be posted, in living color.
4. Tues, no work, just the infamous doctor meeting and back home afterwards.

Wonder if the doctor will take pics with my cel phone, so I can text while getting cattle prodded?

Pete, Can I have your cel number? :lol
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I hope the admins here can either make that live streaming (pun intended) transmission a sticky topic...

...or maybe a new forum called 'What Would Craig's Colonoscope Do?'
 
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