Well this Sunday I am being dragged to a bridal show. :hide The last one I went to I almost wanted to shoot a few people. :2guns My fiance is taking me because we need to find an officiant to marry us and she wants to meet them first before we agree. So you do you have any advice to make it through? I was thinking about bringing a flask.
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Dave, I need your help.....
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op opI'd make a crude comment, but it's Dave's forum :bike
Gigantopithecus
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A dose of ipecac and you're day is clear.
daveSanborn
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Crap, sorry. I was doing man shit all weekend and never ventured to the site. Again I'm sorry. I assume that you're now dead? Bridal show? You've got to be freakin' kidding me..... real men don't attend bridal shows. I weilded an ax, shovel, rake and the hook end of a 9000# winch yanking small stumps out of the ground all weekend.
If you're still alive, in the future try this.....
"Honey, let me know of three things and I'll do my best to be there for all of them, but I make no promises.... remember, I'm a guy and I forget stuff.... a lot. I'll remember my bachelor party, but make sure that I get my tuxedo fitted and that I'm reminded 20 minutes in advance of the both the rehearsal dinner and the wedding. If you could print out some of those little Google maps showing me where I have to be and at what time, that would be perfect. No, don't give them to me now, I'll lose them. As far as the flowers, caterer, minister, reception, etc., etc., this is all superfluous to me and I trust your judgement, just make sure there's a backup keg at the reception and it'll all be perfect. Make it happen honey and I'm on board!"
See how that goes over. Deep down, she may actually want you to be a man instead of just looking like one.
If you're still alive, in the future try this.....
"Honey, let me know of three things and I'll do my best to be there for all of them, but I make no promises.... remember, I'm a guy and I forget stuff.... a lot. I'll remember my bachelor party, but make sure that I get my tuxedo fitted and that I'm reminded 20 minutes in advance of the both the rehearsal dinner and the wedding. If you could print out some of those little Google maps showing me where I have to be and at what time, that would be perfect. No, don't give them to me now, I'll lose them. As far as the flowers, caterer, minister, reception, etc., etc., this is all superfluous to me and I trust your judgement, just make sure there's a backup keg at the reception and it'll all be perfect. Make it happen honey and I'm on board!"
See how that goes over. Deep down, she may actually want you to be a man instead of just looking like one.
easy fix Dave. Have John marry you at MITM.