scedd
Well-Known Member
Fred was made redundant from work, and after a few months was finding it difficult coping.
He suggested to his wife, "you may have to go on the game so that we can afford to live".
His wife agreed on the condition that Fred went with her and parked up close by to keep an eye on things.
The following day Fred drops his wife in the high street, and parks up opposite, on the other side of the street.
A little while later, an old jalopy pulls up, and Freds wife gets in.
"How much for full sex" the man asks. "Errr, I'm not sure" she says, "hang on a minute".
She gets out and runs across to Fred. "How much full sex?" she asks.
Fred replies, "$50". She dashes back and tells the man.
"Oh dear,I can't afford $50, how much for a hand job?" he asks. " Er, I'm not sure" she says, " hang on a minute", rushes across to Fred.
"How much for a hand job" she asks.
Fred replies, "A hand job is $20". She rushes back and informs the man, "handjob $20".
"Thats more like it, I can afford that, but not $50".
He proceeds to get out his member and Fred's wife is amazed at the size of it.
"Goodness me" she says, "I have never seen one as big and beautiful as that.
Hang on" she cries, dashes across to Fred, "Here, quick", she shouts, "Can you lend this bloke $30 ?"
He suggested to his wife, "you may have to go on the game so that we can afford to live".
His wife agreed on the condition that Fred went with her and parked up close by to keep an eye on things.
The following day Fred drops his wife in the high street, and parks up opposite, on the other side of the street.
A little while later, an old jalopy pulls up, and Freds wife gets in.
"How much for full sex" the man asks. "Errr, I'm not sure" she says, "hang on a minute".
She gets out and runs across to Fred. "How much full sex?" she asks.
Fred replies, "$50". She dashes back and tells the man.
"Oh dear,I can't afford $50, how much for a hand job?" he asks. " Er, I'm not sure" she says, " hang on a minute", rushes across to Fred.
"How much for a hand job" she asks.
Fred replies, "A hand job is $20". She rushes back and informs the man, "handjob $20".
"Thats more like it, I can afford that, but not $50".
He proceeds to get out his member and Fred's wife is amazed at the size of it.
"Goodness me" she says, "I have never seen one as big and beautiful as that.
Hang on" she cries, dashes across to Fred, "Here, quick", she shouts, "Can you lend this bloke $30 ?"