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blue65coupe

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Pre Halloween I ran over somebody's cat. Last Saturday morning I had a $3k run in with a deer. Today I took out somebody's dog. Anybody have any animals they want to get rid of?
 
"blue65coupe" said:
We'll take your truck, it'll probably hold up better than the Camry.
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Give me some time to build a big cattle catcher for the front. I'll add pointed spikes so death comes quickly.[nb]


Because I'm such a soft hearted compassionate guy[/nb]
 
The animals were so repulsed by the Camry, they were willing to give their lives, trying to get it off the road. Can't you take hint? Oh, the humanity..... :steer
 
"turq66" said:
The animals were so repulsed by the Camry, they were willing to give their lives, trying to get it off the road.
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I'm surprised the cat didn't accomplish that.
 
Actually Duane conveniently omitted the "rest of the story". An owl was trying to carry away the cat and in his attempt to kill the owl, he ran over the cat instead. He then saw an owl riding around on the antlers of a deer. Swerving towards to deer in order to frighten the owl into taking flight so he could hit it, lost control and took out the deer. Being so "kill the owl" obsessed he then saw a dog in the road but had hallucinations. Thinking the dog was a lone owl ripe for the taking...you guessed it, he hit the dog!

Darned owls!!!! :rant
 
"Ponyman66" said:
Actually Duane conveniently omitted the "rest of the story". An owl was trying to carry away the cat and in his attempt to kill the owl, he ran over the cat instead. He then saw an owl riding around on the antlers of a deer. Swerving towards to deer in order to frighten the owl into taking flight so he could hit it, lost control and took out the deer. Being so "kill the owl" obsessed he then saw a dog in the road but had hallucinations. Thinking the dog was a lone owl ripe for the taking...you guessed it, he hit the dog!

Darned owls!!!! :rant
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lmao

"turq66" said:
The animals were so repulsed by the Camry, they were willing to give their lives, trying to get it off the road. Can't you take hint? Oh, the humanity..... :steer
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Dude, not everyone can afford a union made car.
 
"blue65coupe" said:
Pre Halloween I ran over somebody's cat. Last Saturday morning I had a $3k run in with a deer. Today I took out somebody's dog. Anybody have any animals they want to get rid of?
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Do you do neighbours?
 
:roll Okay, cue up the Hee Haw music..."Gloom, Despair and agony on me! If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all..." Sounds like your new theme song dude! :beer
 
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