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is your Mustang your Mistress?

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mmw68

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This morning, I blasted my wife's google calendar with a list of car-shows, and cruises Iam thinking about participating in. She has a great sense of humor, and e-mailed me back this photo! Iam thinking Iam not the only one in this situation!

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I have been accused of it. I tell her I might take naps in the stang but I always sleep with her at night.
 
" What does she have that I don't "

an ignition key that I can turn off :stu :hide :hide

No no no , I can't complain.
My wife knows who the "other" is and that she has no boobs .So she is very confidence . :bowdown
 
yeah, I would say so.

My wife is always accusing me of loving my car more than her.
I sneak out to garage when she's not around to work on the car.
I have to hide how much money I spend on the car.
 
Years ago, my wife got me a german license plate that read METLMISTRSS for my M5. So far, she has not done similar for the Stang project - but it doesn't move right now.
 
Re: is your Mustang your Mistress?

I sure hope you don't drive him on any gravel roads.

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Why cars are better than women.... :beer

1. Go means go, stop means stop, left means left, right means right. Nothing is implied.

2. It’s perfectly fine to have more than one.

3. The tire bill is considerably less than a woman’s shoe bill.

4. Aside from the fuel tank, its weight does not change.

5. If you don’t like it anymore, you can sell it and get another. (Without going through hell)

6. If you take good care of it, it’ll look the same as the day you got it.

7. Too change it, you don’t have to talk to it, you just MODIFY it.

8. Even a LARGE heavy one can look sexy. You can have fun inside it and no one will think you’re weird.

9. You can redress it with a new body kit for less than the cost of a wedding dress.

10. You can give it accessories whenever you feel like it, irrespective of birthdays, anniversaries, etc.

11. It never asks questions about it’s rear.

12. The airbags are not just for decoration, they save your life.

13. Regardless of the time of day, season, day of the month, it is ready to give you a ride when you want it.

14. Every year, it only asks for new oil, not jewelry.

15. Ever now and then, you’ll be able to drive a friend’s one, without any guilt.
 
"cmayna" said:
No mistress here. Just 100% dude


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Frankly, that's a little disturbing. :homo

I am pretty sure my cars have cost me more than a mistress but on the plus, they don't talk back and never have a headache
 
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:eek:mg... The wife named the Mach the Mistress after she came into the workshop and caught me staring at it. :roll

Glad she is not jealous of her.... :thu
 
"cmayna" said:
No mistress here. Just 100% dude


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brits and aussies among us will wonder why you named a 'male' car 'shag' :homo
 
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