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Paddy says to Mick "I found a pen, is it yours?" Mick replies,"I don't know, give it here." He then tries it and says "Yes it's mine." Paddy asks, "How do you know?" Mick replies. "That's my handwriting!"
 
A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes."

Another guy stands up and says "Hey...I resent that..."

The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."
 
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