Aussie67
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An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighbourhood. To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared & where he had carved "I love you, Sally".
On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armoured car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up and they don't know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money and its fifty-thousand dollars.
The husband says: "We've got to give it back".
She says, "Finders keepers" and puts the money back in the bag & hides it up in their attic.
The next day, two policemen are going from door-to-door in the neighbourhood looking for the money show up at their home.
One knocks on the door and says: "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?"
She says: "No"..
The husband says: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
She says: "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
But the policemen sit the man down and begin to question him.
One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."
The old man says: "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ..."
At this, the policeman looks at his partner and says: "We're outta here ..."
On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armoured car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up and they don't know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money and its fifty-thousand dollars.
The husband says: "We've got to give it back".
She says, "Finders keepers" and puts the money back in the bag & hides it up in their attic.
The next day, two policemen are going from door-to-door in the neighbourhood looking for the money show up at their home.
One knocks on the door and says: "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?"
She says: "No"..
The husband says: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
She says: "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
But the policemen sit the man down and begin to question him.
One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."
The old man says: "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ..."
At this, the policeman looks at his partner and says: "We're outta here ..."