carlizard
Active Member
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him
out of $10,000,000.00. His bookkeeper is deaf. That
was the reason he got the job in
the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear
nothing and would therefore never have to testify in court.
When the
Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10
million.
He takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells
the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is."
The lawyer,
using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather,
"He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and
says,
"Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer
signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a
brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers?
out of $10,000,000.00. His bookkeeper is deaf. That
was the reason he got the job in
the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear
nothing and would therefore never have to testify in court.
When the
Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10
million.
He takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells
the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is."
The lawyer,
using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather,
"He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and
says,
"Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer
signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a
brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers?