MY LIVING WILL

[Fast68back]

Last night, my girlfriend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my beer.

She's such a bitch.....

 

[Sluggo]

hehe.......she gonna luv readin this one. :show

 

[Midlife]

My SWMBO is killing me ever so slowly with her Xmas cookies and other fattening foods. She always buys me ice cream when I'm about to run out.

 

[Anonymous]

Good one, mind if I use that?