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surgery update (graphic)

Its the drugs Mel , don't be sorry. LOL !!

I said " some nurses " NOT " all the nurses " LOL

You know : Drugs are a good excuse to whatever you do with the nurs... or anything else ........to pass the time .
 
glad to hear you made it through the surgery, Mel.

Keep a positive attitude that you'll get thru this and you will.

See you in April @ Knott's.
 
You all know that Mel is BS'ing about this. He has the first ALL MALE nurse wing at the hospital. :roll :hide :yah
 
"KBMWRS" said:
You all know that Mel is BS'ing about this. He has the first ALL MALE nurse wing at the hospital. :roll :hide :yah

You're very funny Mike!

I had one nurse a couple different days and the first time she was here I still had the cathader. That was a painful experience. They wondered why my output was cloudy.

Let's see if I can describe her for you.

About 5'7" long blonde hair in a braid, thin face blue eyes and from what I could tell through the scrubs a pretty nice rack!

She was back yesterday, hung on every word I said. Came in just to hear the prison war stories!

This I shall remember until I die!

There were many many others, but I don't want to get excited before they take me downstairs to shock my heart again.

Mel
 
Yep....the drugs can make nurse Ratchit look good for sure.......hang in there Mel....
 
Mel, I bet this is your nurse:

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Hey Mel,
Glad to hear your ok and raring to go! Have the nurses pose with you, for posterity sake of course!
 
Damn Mel, I didn't have near as many hotties checkin in on me when I was in the hospital. Although I will say, the one that shaved my chest prior to surgery was, well, swimsuit calendar caliber!
 
Mel,
I mean those poor nurses have been texting me with tons of "enough is enough, get him outta here" Remember they have those wrist restraints for the patients with wandering hands. So when is the planned date to head home?
 
Well, I am home. Came home Saturday. The four hour car ride was tough. The meds make me sleepy and dizzy.

I wonder what the black market value for Oxycontin is? I haven't needed any of them yet!

Pain is not bad, but let me tell you I don't care how hot the nurses were, I am very happy to be back home and sleeping next to SWMBO.

I have had to take some crazy happy pills, my emotions are all f-ed up. Up and down and up and down and not just a little bit here and there, but huge swings!

Thanks to all from all the well wishers, now to get well enough to get to work on Ed so I can take him to Knott's!

Mel
 
"guruatbol" said:
my emotions are all f-ed up. Up and down and up and down and not just a little bit here and there, but huge swings!

You're blaming that on the drugs? :yah :yah :roll

DO NOT work on the car without the Doc's approval! :no
 
Well, I got a surprise yesterday when my doorbell that never goes off was rung. I opened the door to see a slightly chuncky but very cut young blonde with a fruit basket for me from my buddies at the fix.

Thank you guys very much. Oh, at least it wasn't Craig and the mankini!

Thanks again it really picked me up!

Mel

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"guruatbol" said:
Well, I got a surprise yesterday when my doorbell that never goes off was rung. I opened the door to see a slightly chuncky but very cut young blonde with a fruit basket for me from my buddies at the fix.

Thanks again it really picked me up!

Mel
Strippper-grams have a way of doing that.
 
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