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SWMBO or wife

Is SWMBO too vmf or should we continue to use it?

  • SWMBO

    Votes: 12 50.0%

  • Wife

    Votes: 8 33.3%

  • other

    Votes: 4 16.7%
  • Total voters
    24
"blue65coupe" said:
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Now that gets a :lol :lol :lol :lol 4 out of 4. Almost as good as the vag response to Sluggo's trany post. fd
 
Call me old fashion but i use " my wife " or " my better half " just because she takes care of the kids , has lots of patience with the kids ....and me.
 
How about "ODSCPB"

Stands for : Overly dramatic self centered psycho bitch.

Or just PB (i.e. psycho bitch) for short.
 
I think if you say to her in your 6yr. old kid at Xmas excited voice- " honey, guess what? Demon now makes a Triple carb. setup for my Mustang and it's only $2,500!" and she replies "we're not spending $2500 on carbs or whatever they are for your car!" in a scorn the child voice, she is referred to as SWMBO.

There is a comedian (half to look up his name) that does a bunch of jokes where he tells his wife what he's NOT going to do, like put on sunscreen at the beach and then admits that his snappy reply to his wife as 'that's what I said on the inside, on the outside I said 'honey, where's the sunscreen?' That's SWMBO.

If you have to say 'did she hear me' you have a SWMBO.
Jon
 
I call the wife " the committee" when it comes to money. All financial decisions must be approved by the committee. If they are not, then she becomes "the warden".
 
mine goes by many names. The other half, Ball and chain, once in the supermarket the cashier asked if I needed a bag and I said nope I got one right there. I get away with a lot but so does she. She knows its all in good fun.
 
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